“Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man, living in the sky, who watches everything you do, every minute of every day of your life.  And he has a list of ten things he does not want you to do.  And if you do any, any, of these ten things, he has a special place full of fire and smoke and ash and torture where he will send you to suffer and burn and scream and cry forever and ever until the end of time!

…But he loves you.

He loves you and he needs money!”

~ George Carlin